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Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.
“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”
Brokeness Crisis by Black_kermit January 29, 2026

Performative Brokeness 

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.
"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."
Performative Brokeness by schmowzow January 20, 2020

brokanese 

When you are broke and speak in an envious way.
Every time I see you, you speaking brokanese asking me for money.
brokanese by migos2 January 11, 2014

brokeassness 

In a state of always being broke.
I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.
brokeassness by -aL August 27, 2008

brokeless 

When you have "too much month" left at the "end of your money". When you're SO broke you have LESS than zero money. You just wrote a $6.00 check for teriyaki chicken and it's going to bounce... leaving you with a bank balance of -$30.00 after the overdraft fee kicks in. Sucks doesn't even begin to describe your financial situation.
Lunch means nothing to you, you're rich and I'm brokeless.
brokeless by LineNoize December 30, 2004

Brodaness 

A term defining the Brothers in Arms a group which includes,
Amar
Daniel
Lee (Raging sea monster)
Long (wimbytherollingwombat)
James (rager)
Jesh (The Lion)
Kev (Khonda)
Martin

Frank Harmo#2)
Joel (Harmo)
Person 1; Hey see that lad over there?
Person 2; Yeah, what about him?
Person 1; He's a brodaness!
Brodaness by The Brodaness March 24, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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