Brokeness

The word broke with the suffix "ness"

My brokeness prevented me from buying the video game console I want.

by Amphi May 9, 2010

Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.

“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”

by Black_kermit January 29, 2026

Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.

"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."

by schmowzow January 20, 2020

brokanese

When you are broke and speak in an envious way.

Every time I see you, you speaking brokanese asking me for money.

by migos2 January 11, 2014

brokeassness

In a state of always being broke.

I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.

by -aL August 27, 2008

brokeless

When you have "too much month" left at the "end of your money". When you're SO broke you have LESS than zero money. You just wrote a $6.00 check for teriyaki chicken and it's going to bounce... leaving you with a bank balance of -$30.00 after the overdraft fee kicks in. Sucks doesn't even begin to describe your financial situation.

Lunch means nothing to you, you're rich and I'm brokeless.

by LineNoize December 30, 2004

Brodaness

A term defining the Brothers in Arms a group which includes,
Amar
Daniel
Lee (Raging sea monster)
Long (wimbytherollingwombat)
James (rager)
Jesh (The Lion)
Kev (Khonda)
Martin

Frank Harmo#2)
Joel (Harmo)

Person 1; Hey see that lad over there?
Person 2; Yeah, what about him?
Person 1; He's a brodaness!

by The Brodaness March 24, 2013