Zenhachirou's definitions

minerals

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)

*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!

by Zenhachirou August 23, 2004

Drit

Isn't this definition the shit?

Oh it sure is!

by Zenhachirou May 5, 2003

Clipse

A pair of wicked rappers from Virginia, who go by the names Malice and Pusha T. (who is also called Terrar)

They do a lot of joints with N*E*R*D, particularly with that guy Pharrell.

Fast to predict the outcome of my fate,
wonderin' 'bout Clipse and if they got what it take

- Malice

by Zenhachirou May 5, 2003

brunching

When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.

Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.

"Pardon me while I go to brunch with your mom... and I don't mean at a restaurant."

by Zenhachirou May 13, 2005

P90

One of the most versatile and effective submachine guns in the world, it outranks the MP5 in virtually every category, such as range, mag capacity, armour-piercing ballistics, and incapacitation power.

However, the ridiculous bullshit game CounterStrike put a stop to THAT.

Man, those CS fags think the P90 is shit? We'll see how they enjoy SS190 5.7mm supersonic FMJ rounds up in they head...

by Zenhachirou May 1, 2003

kick a dog

Yet another example of my little brother's obscene colloquial expressions. An interjection used to signify excitement or enthusiasism.

Jamie: Oh that's friggin' awesome! Kick a DOG!

Me: What the? What did I tell you about kicking dogs?

Jamie: "It's fun"?

by Zenhachirou May 13, 2003

e-wizard

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.

"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris

by Zenhachirou November 26, 2005