e-wizard

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.
"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris
by Zenhachirou November 24, 2005
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Calgary

A city in the province of Alberta, Canada, that has roughly a million people, hosts the Calgary Stampede, and should be the capital city instead of Edmonton.
by Zenhachirou May 01, 2003
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BMC

"Biohazardous Materials Control."

A totally ill RPG based on the Resident Evil game universe. It is about a Special Forces unit created to destroy Umbrella and it's bioweapons. Features lots of guns, tactics, wicked characters, nefarious enemies, story twists, and good shit like that.

www.resident-evil-community.com/forums/
You seen the latest op in BMC? It's fucking tight!!
by Zenhachirou March 24, 2004
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brunching

When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.

Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.
"Pardon me while I go to brunch with your mom... and I don't mean at a restaurant."
by Zenhachirou March 28, 2005
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minerals

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)
*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!
by Zenhachirou August 24, 2004
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Brazilian lullaby

The act of choking something/someone using a Brazilian jiujitsu-style method/technique, most particularly an RNC or rear naked choke. If you are the singer, you are the one doing the choking. If you are the one being sung to, you're the one being choked.
"Dan got his filthy-ass hands on one of my manga volumes because he felt I should be doing 'work' or something so I had to hastily throw him on the floor and sing him a Brazilian lullaby for a while just to make sure he remembered his place."
by Zenhachirou September 16, 2007
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Dead or Alive

A series that WAS awesome, until DoA3 and DoA Volleyball. Itagaki is a fucking faggot with no life and no friends except his personal RealDoll made to look like Kasumi.
Man, Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore is the shit!
Man, Dead or Alive 3 is just shit!
by Zenhachirou May 05, 2003
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