Brozstek 

Look at that name! Does it blind you with awesomeness? It should! This Is the last name of kings. If you have this last name you can Rule the world. Also it makes you a automatically a pimp not just a pimp, a king of pimps. Yeah so the world revolves Around you No wait screw that THE UNIVERSE revolves around you.

Have fun My Broz......Steks

"DUDE THAT GUY JUST KNIFED A GUY IN THE JUGULAR"

" Yeah? So? He's A Brozstek"

Brozstek by OverTheMoon February 12, 2010

Chance Brozstek 

A Chance Brozstek is a older, middle aged, social studies teacher type of guy. They love sneaking around. They’re kind of sleuth. They are often compared to moana.

OMG chance brozstek is that YOU!!!

Chance Brozstek by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021

brzostek

- noun

1. racial slur for a person of polish decent.

2. homosexual slang in polish; used to describe two men performing oral sex on each other.

3. polish for a person who performs beastiality.

4. to sodomize a hare.

1. that dude's a brzostek! ayyyyyy! pollock polish racist

2. i'm soooo going to brzostek him after the club. gay 69 oral

3. a brzostek was just arrested this morning performing oral sex to a pig. beastiality goat sheep polish

4. in the 18th century it was polish custon to brzostek before making a stew. hare sodomize stew polish customary

brzostek by Alpha6pack February 5, 2010

Brostekian Effect 

The phenomenon is a type of synchronicity you experience when you are talking about or thinking about something, and then you see/hear it immediately afterward. This can be seen on a billboard, heard on the radio, written in a newspaper, etc.

"Man, I was talking to Jake about Willow... and as we were talking about her, Taylor Swift's song 'Willow' started playing on the radio. The Brostekian Effect is crazy!"

Brostekian Effect by Riddelyn January 3, 2024