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1. racial slur for a person of polish decent.

2. homosexual slang in polish; used to describe two men performing oral sex on each other.

3. polish for a person who performs beastiality.

4. to sodomize a hare.
1. that dude's a brzostek! ayyyyyy! pollock polish racist

2. i'm soooo going to brzostek him after the club. gay 69 oral

3. a brzostek was just arrested this morning performing oral sex to a pig. beastiality goat sheep polish

4. in the 18th century it was polish custon to brzostek before making a stew. hare sodomize stew polish customary
brzostek by Alpha6pack February 5, 2010
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Chance Brozstek 

A Chance Brozstek is a older, middle aged, social studies teacher type of guy. They love sneaking around. They’re kind of sleuth. They are often compared to moana.
Chance Brozstek by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021

Brozstek 

Look at that name! Does it blind you with awesomeness? It should! This Is the last name of kings. If you have this last name you can Rule the world. Also it makes you a automatically a pimp not just a pimp, a king of pimps. Yeah so the world revolves Around you No wait screw that THE UNIVERSE revolves around you.

Have fun My Broz......Steks
"DUDE THAT GUY JUST KNIFED A GUY IN THE JUGULAR"

" Yeah? So? He's A Brozstek"
Brozstek by OverTheMoon February 12, 2010

Brostekian Effect 

The phenomenon is a type of synchronicity you experience when you are talking about or thinking about something, and then you see/hear it immediately afterward. This can be seen on a billboard, heard on the radio, written in a newspaper, etc.
"Man, I was talking to Jake about Willow... and as we were talking about her, Taylor Swift's song 'Willow' started playing on the radio. The Brostekian Effect is crazy!"
Brostekian Effect by Riddelyn January 3, 2024
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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