Brownie Batter
When your eating someone out and they take a shit so you continue to eat them out with the shit all over.
Brownie Batter by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018
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brownie batter by SpitYouInTheEyeLightBulb June 1, 2014
Brownie Batter Splatter
When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.
Brownie Batter Splatter by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023
Brownie Batter Pass
A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
Brownie Batter Pass by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025
licking the brownie batter
When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"
licking the brownie batter by missg77 May 2, 2009
Boston Brownie Batter
Pooping in a clear glass bowl while it is over someone's face, giving them a view of the process and the resulting bowl of "brownie batter."
"Theresa showed up to the prom with a large glass bowl in the limo. I knew she was planning to give me some boston brownie batter later in the evening, and I just wasn't looking forward to it as much as she was."
Boston Brownie Batter by jackirose January 28, 2009
beatin up the brownie batter
sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."
rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"
rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"
beatin up the brownie batter by RaeRaeJC October 23, 2007