brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

brown touch by nelly83 October 24, 2014

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The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.

Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.

The brown touch by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012

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The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit

Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.

The brown touch by jennrrgh September 23, 2014

Word of the Day on October 7, 2014

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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