brown toot

to release fecal matter from the anus, hopefully over a females chest or face.

I just brown tooted all over that bitch's face. Check out how big that brown toot is.

by Mr. F 091 March 10, 2008

Floss the brown tooth

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.

"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

by Skofe A. Lofe, Esq... September 29, 2009

brown tooth technology

Where a wireless head set is applied using a piece of shoe lace or a piece of leather. Usually tied around the crown of the head and rigged to fit ear comfortably.

Check out this mothafucka, he is sporting that brown tooth technology.

by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007

brown and toothless wonder

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.

often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.

by cod blaster June 29, 2008

Browntooth

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.

The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.

by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008

Browntooth

Browntooth technology is what crazy bums and tweekers talk to themselves on. It's a completely wireless technology, there is no external ear piece. Rather, the lone brown 'poop' tooth thats left in their mouth is the primary communication device.

Crazy, Tweeker Bum walking down the street carrying on a conversation with him/herself. You look, but no ear piece, and no one else around. You say, "Ahhh, that dude must be talkin' on his Browntooth ."

by MostExcellentDude March 23, 2009

Browntooth

When you hve a friend that constantly has a Bluetooth headset in his ear, wait until he falls asleep, remove the headset, and drop a nice firm turd along his ear. Then go to another room and call his cell. There ya have it: Browntooth at work.

If Fayed doesn't remove that damn bluetooth earpiece soon, I'm gonna give him a Browntooth when he takes his disco nap.

by elhelmete October 18, 2008