brown toot
brown toot by Mr. F 091 March 10, 2008
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Floss the brown tooth
When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.
This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.
Mostly popular in Japan.
This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.
Mostly popular in Japan.
"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"
"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"
"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"
Floss the brown tooth by Skofe A. Lofe, Esq... September 29, 2009
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brown tooth technology
Where a wireless head set is applied using a piece of shoe lace or a piece of leather. Usually tied around the crown of the head and rigged to fit ear comfortably.
brown tooth technology by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007
brown and toothless wonder
brown and toothless wonder by cod blaster June 29, 2008
Browntooth
Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.
Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
Browntooth by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008
Browntooth
Browntooth technology is what crazy bums and tweekers talk to themselves on. It's a completely wireless technology, there is no external ear piece. Rather, the lone brown 'poop' tooth thats left in their mouth is the primary communication device.
Crazy, Tweeker Bum walking down the street carrying on a conversation with him/herself. You look, but no ear piece, and no one else around. You say, "Ahhh, that dude must be talkin' on his Browntooth ."
Browntooth by MostExcellentDude March 23, 2009
Browntooth
When you hve a friend that constantly has a Bluetooth headset in his ear, wait until he falls asleep, remove the headset, and drop a nice firm turd along his ear. Then go to another room and call his cell. There ya have it: Browntooth at work.
If Fayed doesn't remove that damn bluetooth earpiece soon, I'm gonna give him a Browntooth when he takes his disco nap.
Browntooth by elhelmete October 18, 2008
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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