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Brown noodle bowl 

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

Noodle Brow 

When a person has the arch of their eyebrow resemble a macaroni noodle. This occurs achieved when the individual uses the over pluckage technique.
Phil: Hey did you see that girl Monique, whats up with those brows.

Colleen: She crazy over plucks... she had insane noodle brow.

Phil: Someone needs to tell her to put those tweezers away.
Noodle Brow by spencer sparkle December 3, 2009

browndoodle 

a dump thin enough the mistake for cat shit.
i thought i had a mad dump brewin but it was just a browndoodle.
browndoodle by Eddy mac October 12, 2006
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026