Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

brown eyed breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.

I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.

by FAGATRON69 May 18, 2017

Brown Eyed Girls

Brown Eyed Girls are a girl Korean pop crew.

Crew: Narsha, Ga-In, Jea, Miyro.

Abracadabra by Brown Eyed Girls is awesome so is Sign!

by BrownEyedGirlsFan! May 26, 2010

brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

by DentWizard July 25, 2017

brown eyed special

amy
-when you have a loose butt hole from too much anal.
- when you're on a trampoline and you yell "not too high" because you don't want poop to fall out
-when your parents are brother and sister

amy has the brown eyed special erryday from johnny

by zrkleaf July 17, 2011

brown eyed angel

Any person with brown eyes that are exceptionally beautiful and or cute.

"Man did you see the eyes on that Tara girl? She's definitely a brown eyed angel."

by Billprice June 17, 2008

brown eyed blonde

a peson with brown eyes and blonde hair...this isnt very common and is usually pretty attractive. another opposite that i like on guys is blue eyes with dark brown hair...both are really really attractive and pretty rare. and girls that are opposites are usually really pretty

logan lerman, jessica alba, ryan reyolds...sorry dont have many examples that you guys would know...but trust me brown eyed blondes...!

by Im an opposite!! <3 January 16, 2011