"Dumping" someone by squatting above them while they sleep and then saying "pssst". When they open their eyes, you shit on their face and say.."Yah, we're done". Or by shitting in their bed and rolling them over into it while they sleep.
She cheated on me so I gave her a brown breakup this morning!
by Sig Englander July 11, 2006
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