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brother may I have some oats

Comes from a tweet by @markyanna created in October 10, 2016. It has a painting of two big pigs called "A Pair of Pigs". The title of it is "bröther may I have some öats".
Pig 1: brother may I have some oats?
Pig 2: no.
Pig 1: I am starving, brother.
Pig 2: As am I, brother. The tall skinny figure has thrown the oats at me. ME, BROTHER. I believe they have taken a liking to me.
Pig 1: No brother, I have seen this before. I have observed many things. From the roaring beasts that the tall skinny figures crawl inside of the travel far beyond the horizon, to how the figure weeped when the other had fallen into a deep sleep. And from my experiences I have learned that they will give extra oats to one of us before taking them into the shed of no return.
Pig 1: They will do terrible things in that shed, brother.
Pig 2: LIES, THAT SHED IS WHERE THE CHOSEN ONES GO TO DINE WITH OUT TALL SKINNY GODS. YOU ARE A FOOL BROTHER AND YOU SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE MUD WITH YOUR BACKWARDS IDEAS.
Pig 1: NO, BROTHER. You must believe me. Share with me the oats and you shall not reach the desired girth for the tall skinny ones. They will spare your life, brother.
Pig 2: AHA, SO THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO STEAL MY OATS. You truly are dispicable, brother. I will not trust your lies.
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