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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
brother's tea by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
Words you can keep

brother stealer 

someone who jokes about your brother being hot and then falls in love with him. smh.
i love my friend, even though she's a brother stealer
brother stealer by brotherstealer1234 February 15, 2018

steak brothel 

Referring to a group of vending trailer facilities. Used for late time snack attacks after getting baked or 'power food'. Example of a steak brothel is the Grease Trucks at Rutgers.

guy 1: "that was a killer party. dude im really hungry I could go for a grease filled sandwich or a pimp steak"
guy 2: "lets hit the steak brothel on the way back"
guy 1: " I was totally thinkin' the same thing"
guy 1 & 2: SWEET!!!!!!!
steak brothel by FilmMajor December 25, 2008
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