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That bruh that you are so close to, and he/she s just crazy as fuck.

Code name for "you wanna fuck me".
Broqui, what's up?

I know want me broqui.
broqui by broqui21 October 25, 2014
Words you can keep
When someone says he/she doesn't have money but is still able is maintain and spoil himself/herself. Basically the money isn't enough for one to lend it to someone else .
me: Im broke but I'm definitely going out for a massage today, I need a self pampering & it's been a long week .

sister: you just said you're broke .
me: oh did I? I meant broqué .
Broqué by ojybfdvhijn October 21, 2020

brouillette 

The baddest mofo around. He gets all the ladies with ease. This person has the best of the best around and is often called too prideful
That brouillette boy is amazing. He has the coolest shit around.
brouillette by Brouillette November 2, 2013
When you and your bro are thinking on the exact same wavelength and the both of you say the exact same thing at the same time.
Bro A: Wouldn't it be nice if we had some steak?
Bro A & B: At that place down that dodgy alley?
Bro B: Broooo
Bro A: That Broquency though. noice
Broquency by Senpaizuri July 15, 2019
A high-class; sassy; elegant; classy; "FRENCHY" term of being BROKE (No cash or money)
Him: Man, you look good on that jacket, but you're broke as fck.
Sassy Dude: Man, I'm not just broke, I'm sassy and classic. I'm BROQUÉ
Broqué by Tuscan-ee July 5, 2018

vernal broquinox

The first nice day of Spring, usually the saturday after skirt day, in which all the bros chill out by the grill in their lax pennies or 90s NBA jersey and ray bans. Pig skins will be tossed, fags smoked, natties crushed, and red meat consumed.
Right after spring break the vernal broquinox came me and my and all my bros chilled outside all day. So chill.

Moose-- can you bring over my vineyard vines coozie today? Its the vernal broquinox.
vernal broquinox by peckerle March 20, 2011

Bloquitas 

Bloquitas is Jordan Knights version of calling his fans blockheads.

Ladies all over the world feel honored by this definition, even those lacking the Latin flare.
"Whenever Jordan Knight calls out to his Bloquitas, they surrender their credit cards for the chance to watch him eat Bacon and maybe drink some tea with his pinky up".

"Look at that Bloquita, thinking she has a chance with Jordan".
Bloquitas by Blood-sucker August 30, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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