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brookshent 

the most beautiful person ever. her boobs are big af. a big fan of porn site. she is a chef at krusty krab. the founder of dating site omegle and shagle. you can rely on her hehe.
brookshent is poetic
brookshent by tamchi August 31, 2019
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Brooksensus

When a profound post-partisan meta-point unites previously adversarial debaters in consensus. Aptly named after the eminently reasonable columnist for the New York Times, David Brooks, who always takes a bird's-eye view of the issues.
"Oh great point man, you really combined our points of view in an innovative way and now we've reached Brooksensus."

"Stop being argumentative. I want to reach Brooksensus before the game starts."

Meta example:

"Alright, I know you want to name the term Brookensus and I want to name it Brooksian Consensus; let's just compromise on Brooksensus. Ok, now we've reached a Brooksensus!
Brooksensus by saxogid April 12, 2010

brookenthal 

the last name of a person who has an EXTREAMLY LARGE COCK
that kid with the last name brookenthal had an extreamly large cock
brookenthal by Hsjsydb527283 January 18, 2018

Clara Brooksten 

54th Hunger Games Movie
Victor: Clara Brooksten
Home: District 6
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Arena: Tropical Island
Clara Brooksten is determined to win the 54th Hunger Games.
Clara Brooksten by OwOT-T September 18, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

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