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bronsowned 

Brownsowned (adv) - Describes a style of being owned or owning, characterized by the person or entity doing the owning have a skill set lower than the person being owned, or owning in a way that shouldn't happen. Bronsowning usually occurs during a game, when a player employs an unconvential tactic or method typically used by a noob, and despite all odds, manages to somehow come out on top or at least inflict a level of damage inproportional to what should have happened.
Jonathon and Rob are playing Unreal Tournament. Rob is a much better player than Jon, but Jonathon somehow manages to kill Rob by doing something completely idiotic.

Rob: I've just been Bronsowned!
bronsowned by generalhavok January 6, 2008
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Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.
Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

Browntowned 

A way to taunt your water volleyball opponents when you are destroying them.
"20 serving 12"
(as the ball is being served)
"You have been BROWNTOWNED!!"
"21 bitches" - Browntowned
Browntowned by Kennedy Killer June 21, 2010
to fuck up your life so bad that you are living in your car and boning mud sharks to make a buck. O and be a complete douche bag.
Man you really brunsoned your marriage didn't you. Or, This car is so brunsoned it will never run.
Brunsoned by Onemanshow55 September 19, 2009
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