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bronsowned 

Brownsowned (adv) - Describes a style of being owned or owning, characterized by the person or entity doing the owning have a skill set lower than the person being owned, or owning in a way that shouldn't happen. Bronsowning usually occurs during a game, when a player employs an unconvential tactic or method typically used by a noob, and despite all odds, manages to somehow come out on top or at least inflict a level of damage inproportional to what should have happened.
Jonathon and Rob are playing Unreal Tournament. Rob is a much better player than Jon, but Jonathon somehow manages to kill Rob by doing something completely idiotic.

Rob: I've just been Bronsowned!
bronsowned by generalhavok January 6, 2008
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Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.
Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

Browntowned 

A way to taunt your water volleyball opponents when you are destroying them.
"20 serving 12"
(as the ball is being served)
"You have been BROWNTOWNED!!"
"21 bitches" - Browntowned
Browntowned by Kennedy Killer June 21, 2010
to fuck up your life so bad that you are living in your car and boning mud sharks to make a buck. O and be a complete douche bag.
Man you really brunsoned your marriage didn't you. Or, This car is so brunsoned it will never run.
Brunsoned by Onemanshow55 September 19, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026