Brunsoned

to fuck up your life so bad that you are living in your car and boning mud sharks to make a buck. O and be a complete douche bag.

Man you really brunsoned your marriage didn't you. Or, This car is so brunsoned it will never run.

by Onemanshow55 September 19, 2009

Ms Brunson

A very sweet and charming person, who pretends to be a misanthrope but secretly loves everyone. She has an incredible brain which is not only an organic graphics calculator but also library of information (especially science) and memories. Don't mess with her because she'll never forget about it!!!

Person 1: Ms Brunson today told me to "go away"
Person 2: Yeah, she is the best. I love Ms Brunson!
Person 1: Absolutely agree!

by Very Really Good January 19, 2023

Doyle Brunson

The "Doyle Brunson" is common slang for 2 particular pre-flop hands in the variation of Poker known as "Texas Hold 'Em". These hands are 10-2 offsuited, and A-Qo. The former is named the Doyle Brunson because Doyle Brunson, the actual living poker legend, won the World Series of Poker with this hand twice consecutively. The latter is named for Brunson because it is a hand that for an odd reason he will almost ALWAYS fold.

I flopped a full house with a Doyle Brunson, but fell to a higher full house with 10s full of 9s on the turn.

by Ikasu March 5, 2005

Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.

Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008

Doyle Brunson

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.

"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."

by Dan Adair August 30, 2005

Brunson

1. A code word for African American people.

2 A slang term used to refer to an African American.

1. "Dude there were so many Brunsons at that hip hop show."

2. "Yo waddup Brunson?"

by gspfan88 December 19, 2010

Brunoed

The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.

Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?

by Randy Seaword June 1, 2009