Broncoing 

The term to describe the consist choking done by the Denver Broncos.

Example: The Broncos are broncoing.

Broncoing by smitthers21 November 17, 2019

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

teenage broncin' buck

A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck

teenage broncin' buck by Kronuz June 9, 2011

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

branching by aymurrr August 18, 2011

brunching 

the act of eating lunch and breakfast at the same time and it's deliciousssssss. Best when served with mimosas, bloodies, and a round of laughter with friends.

Let's go brunching Sunday I'm going to be soooo hungover!!!

brunching by dimvaloo May 25, 2016

bronding 

1.) The process of Bonding, but between two or more good male friends, or bros.

2.) An activity involving two or more straight males that could be perceived as homosexual if witnessed.

"Me and the guys are goin' up north for a fishing trip, gonna be some serious bronding done this weekend."

Matt: "Man, mike kept complaining about sleeping on the floor, so I finally let him sleep in my bed with me."
Brian: "That's borderline gay, dude."
Matt: "Nah dude, pure bronding, that's all that was."

bronding by 132299 April 16, 2009