bromepathy

A broment of brolepathy

Brother1:dude we just witnessed some bromepathy

Brother2: uhg?
Brother1: bromepathy is a broment of brolepathy

Brother2: oooooh nice

by Leugim117 August 8, 2019

bromeopathic medicine

When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.

Yo man, Jeff just broke up with his girl, we should go chill over his place for a while, he could use some bromeopathic medicine.

Before going to the hospital, always try a little bromeopathic medicine.

by M Rockwell September 3, 2007

bromeopathy

When you watch Tucker Carlson and believe your testosterone levels are down and that's what's caused all the ills in the world (including Obama's election), so you try to find a solution, which is to tan your testicles (and eventually get testicular cancer).

Bro, we need some bromeopathy, let's get our testicles tanned together!

by Seattle's Finest Lobster April 19, 2022

Brolepathy

The act of knowing what your bro is thinking, without having any immediate communication with him.

Bro 1: I just made seventy dollars by mowing one lawn!
Bro 2: Whoa! I was just thinking about your lawn business.
*Brolepathy*

by Bromeo Montague July 22, 2010

Bropathy

when good friends (guys) immediately think of the same thing and quote it. no matter the distance the thought can be shared.

(two friends in different cities talking over IM)"I AM THE LAWWW" "THE LAWWWWWWWW" dude... epic bropathy!

by Soul Nevik October 21, 2010

Bromathy

This is a form of sympathy which can only be elicited from or received voluntarily from a bro. This sympathy, whether solicited or offered freely is always in connection with you or one of your bros being unwillingly dragged to some "chick event".

While unwillingly sitting in a Kenny G concert because your GF insisted she wanted to go, you text your bros for a little bromathy: "Dudes! I'm being held captive by my GF at a Kenny G Concert (or some random chick flick, or some romance novel signing event) and I think I'm gonna hurl ... I need a little bromathy."

by Windsearcher August 26, 2010

brolepathy

When to bros are on the same brain wave or know what the other bro is thinking.

*Jessica Alba walks by*

Bro 1 & 2: Shit dude, I just jizzed my pants.
Bro 1: We definitely just had a broment of brolepathy rite there.

by jignasty January 13, 2010