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brokewich

a sandwich you make when you're broke and all you have is stuff that sort of goes together.
"Why are you eating a bologna peanut butter brokewich?"
"I had to pay my car note and rent this is all I had."
by kurashu89 August 31, 2013
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The Broodwich

It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.
If you eat The Broodwich in its entirety, you will be banished to a realm where unhappily married demons talk about their bitchy wives and then try to hack you with an axe. If you don't like sun-dried tomatoes but do like temporary exile to unimaginably horrific dimensions, then The Broodwich is for you.
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broodwich

It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
I ate a bite of the broodwich and I went into an alternate dimension. A voice told me i'd know where it was in time, but the real question is will I care? Probably not.
(This is an ATHF reference)
by epic (aka the drizzle) June 17, 2004
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brokedick

Military slang for an injured person who can't perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.
Bob twisted his ankle running, so now he'll be a brokedick for the next three weeks.
by Mike Hargis August 31, 2008
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BrokenChair88

A very annoying Youtuber, that posts "Pink Floyd wrote Dogs" over and over again on Pink Floyd videos.
BrokenChair88: Pink Floyd wrote Dogs

Me: Shut Up!!!
by BrokenChair88_Is_Annoying September 8, 2009
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brokedick

Military slang for any thing, person, or body part that is not within correct operating tolerance.

Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.

Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.

1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.

3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.
1. That brokedick old Jeep couldn't get us from here to the PX, much less out to the range!

2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!

3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!

4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?
by clea023 December 19, 2011
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brokedick

Applies to all things incapable of "getting it up" to the quality you deserve. This including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. Like an actual broke dick, these experiences can be disappointing, embarrassing, or downright painful.
My brokedick oven doesn't even have temperature settings. Shit's a glorified Easy Bake oven.

Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.

He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.
by THE BARKER October 3, 2012
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