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Broken in 

To make a shoe sole fit for your foot after multiple wears.
Hey little Paul, have you broken in those shoes or are they still uncomfortable.
Broken in by PerfectoRickie June 7, 2021

Don’t stick your dick in broken 

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

Broken Lock in the Bathroom 

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone
There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices
man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

broken inside 

The feeling you feel when you don't feel. When you've given up on all love, hope and faith and you know there's not a way to get over it. You feel that there is actually nothing left in you.
Hey what's wrong ? You haven't left your bed all day.

I don't know, I just feel broken inside ever since that accident.
broken inside by whocaresanymore08 August 16, 2015

Smells Like Broke In Here

1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.

"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;

1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)

"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"

"Mom it smells like broke in here"

Normally followed by statements such as:

"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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