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broke-ass bitch 

someone who comes over just to 'borrow' your clothes, bags, and yo size 7 stilletos even though she's a size 9. someone who never orders anything at the restaurant but just finishes what you can't. someone who just convinces you guys to "chill" and just hang out because she can't afford to go somewhere you gotta spend money at. the one who fronts about her whereabouts, brands of clothing, and of course money, but when it comes down to it she aint got shit to say. someone who fronts and claims as being another "miss independent" but does everything of the above. how fucking annoying.
i invited her to kick it but she needed me to pick her up, drop her home, and while we was at the restaurant she tells me she aint hungry so she don't order nothin but when my order comes she eats 1/2 of it then decides she hungry again and orders something and asks me borrow money to pay off her reciept. what the fuck? what a broke-ass bitch.
broke-ass bitch by miss sasssy July 19, 2009

broken-ass bitch 

"A Videogame character (mostly in fighting games) That is too Overpowered and has a bunch of power-ups.;
"Fuck, This Punk is a broken-ass bitch!!!"
broken-ass bitch by mATO32dx January 18, 2018

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026