bro status 

The state of being considered a bro.

Marco's bro status was revoked for turning off the Game Cube without letting Jake save his game.

bro status by Andy Holden April 21, 2006

bro status 

One who dresses fresh as hell. Characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, Jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, and gold chain. Walks with swag and has the attitude that they are the shit.

Damn! That guy is so cool looking he must be on BRO STATUS!!!!

bro status by L-diggity-Dog December 8, 2011

status bro 

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.

"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

status bro by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020

Status Quo Bro 

A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.

These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!

Status Quo Bro by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016

Status Chase Me, Bro

A defiant, ironic retort to overtly degrading remarks that exposes unconscious social dominance, especially when disguised as friendliness, advice, or validation. It calls out the constant performance of worth through metrics, scores, or emotional leverage used to claim authority or control.

Rejects the idea that status must be “earned” through approval, achievements, or moral superiority. Instead, it challenges the entire game: “You don’t get to set the terms. Stop using validation as currency. Influence isn’t claimed, it’s given freely, not taken through manipulation.”

Reject both status games and gendered put-downs. Demand autonomy and mutual respect, not hierarchy.

status chase me, bro -- I’m not here to validate your grind.

Status Chase Me, Bro by L15t3Nr December 7, 2025

statue bro 

Kiwi saying for "is that you bro?"

Many jokes made by buying someone a statue for their birthday/special occaision

Kiwis = People from new zealand
If you dont understand look for a DvD called Bro Town

"Is statue bro?"

"Chair bro its me"

statue bro by Ozboz May 30, 2006

Brostats 

Brostats are a lot like scene points. But more like a mockery for the tough guy/hardcore scene. To acquire brostats you can start by naming 10 bands that both start and end with an 'X'. You can also wear nothing but camo shorts and shave your head. Bros hate hair.

"Damn son, shaved head, camo shorts, tattoos that make no sense, that's 200 brostats!"

Brostats by nickdrake July 30, 2007