A massive head of hair resulting from lack of maintenance from a barber, stylist, or simply, a set of hair clippers. The individual who has his hair christened with this descriptive word cannot be of African descent, since the hair type belonging to this race has an unfair advantage in achieving fro status, thus, disqualifying them from receiving such title. Also, depending on the region, junglehead can be substituted for the above mentioned word.
Damn, dude. have you seen Rob Machado lately? He's rockin' a massive BRO-FRO.
Coolness incarnate. This well-liked person is said to have great powers that can bestow bad luck on those he curses. Also Fro- Bros are usually good at all games, especially card games.
Fro the bro the bro with a fro who was the bro with a fro but now the punished bro with no fro named fro who had a fro, in conclusion Fro the bro is the bro with a fro, except now fro the bro has no fro and cannot be considered as the bro with a fro named fro because of him having no fro as to when he had a fro and was called fro the bro the bro with a fro
Fro the bro the bro with a fro who was the bro with a fro but now the punished bro with no fro named fro who had a fro, in conclusion Fro the bro is the bro with a fro, except now fro the bro has no fro and cannot be considered as the bro with a fro named fro because of him having no fro as to when he had a fro and was called fro the bro the bro with a fro
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!