bro car 

an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.

"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"

bro car by emmae November 6, 2011

Car-bro-loading 

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

Car-bro-loading by AMc799 December 18, 2011

bro card 

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool

Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.

bro card by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013

the bro-card fuck 

To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.

Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.

the bro-card fuck by Carlo Von Sexron the Third July 27, 2010

bro card 

This is a figure of speech in where a bro blindly defends or sides with another bro when engaged in a conversation or dispute with a female, (non-bro). This act, when carried out properly is referred to as "Pulling a Bro Card". It is a nuance of the Bro Code can be exercised in many situations, and may be an actual card, in it's literal form.

Megan: "How can you possibly say that Jessica Beil is a great actress?!"
Josh: "Umm, because she is!"
Megan: "Steve, what do you think?"
Steve: "I gotta go with Josh on this one... Sorry."
Megan: "Did you just pull a 'bro card'?"

bro card by offdutygnome April 29, 2010

The Bro Card 

A card that is technically imaginary but has great sentimental value to the two owners. The Bro Card can only be used between two bros. To use The Bro Card properly one must give the card to his bro and ask for a favor or deed. Regardless of how bad that bro does not want to complete the favor he must, but in return they may now use The Bro Card when he wants for whatever he wants (respectively speaking) except to reverse the favor just asked of them. The Bro Card is a sacred ritual practiced by the best of friends.

Dude 1: "Dude, I need you to do me a solid, I need you to go on this double date on me"

Dude 2: "With that ugly chick? No fricken way dude!"

Dude 1: "Ah come one man, I've got to pull out 'The Bro Card' on this one"

Dude 2: "Damn dude, alright I guess I have to"

The Bro Card by A_C_Unit August 31, 2011

The Bro Card 

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.

Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.

The Bro Card by clownkid18 January 14, 2012