Brocaryote

An atheist who has not read the swoley bible and is therefore not even worthy the name primortial ooze. Typical physical attributes are small biceps and a membership at a local gay club.

"Have you seen CW? - Yeah he's not a member of the church of iron, he is such a brocaryote..."

" I read the swoley bible everyday.

- You mean the holy bible right?
- OMG Brian what are you? A brocaryote or what?....

Brocaryote by Rotsen25 January 28, 2018

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Brocaryote

An agnostic person who has not read the swoley bible and can therefore not be defined according to the evolution of lifting. Bryocaryotes are usually not members of the church of iron and are very likely to enjoy activities like crossfit or oral sex with the male sex organ.

"Have you seen that guy doing tricep kickbacks on the bench?
- Yeah he is such a brocaryote...

Brocaryote by Rotsen25 January 29, 2018

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Brocaryote • Brokaryote

Brokaryote

Those that are built of cells containing bro-ness.

Dude you are such a Brokaryote.

Brokaryote by Bio_defier_12 June 1, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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