a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of
bro (usually opposing
bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either
petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general
bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (
bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF
Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the
victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other
guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.
as a subject: The
bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale
began forthwith.
as an object: His need to brotect
Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.
