Definitions by Loreleisiryn

Douchebagometer 

The uncanny ability to sense a douchebag

That guy in skinny jeans sets off my douchebagometer.

Douchebagometer by Loreleisiryn June 8, 2017

Bristling

When a man with a beard rubs the whiskers on the hair of a females genitals

My husband starts oral by bristling me with his beard.

Bristling by Loreleisiryn May 20, 2017