brianito

Brianito es una persona bajita,morena de ojos verdes. A veces es muy tímido y otras veces es gracioso. Le gusta mucho comer dulces y chocolate,salvo el chocolate de 75% de Cacao le gustan todos. Es buena persona y le gusta encerrarse en casa y ver cosas de miedo. No le gusta hacer ejercicio,es muy vago

Brianito

by Pepinillo Pepe September 6, 2017

Briantology

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.

Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.

by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

brianstorm

When a dyslexic or a group of dyslexics attempts to create solutions to a problem by spontaneously suggesting ideas.

"Why is Professor Turner writing down his favourite Arctic Monkey songs on the board?"
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."

by YAAAAAAS June 23, 2014

Briantology

A religion with facets expounding the virtues of exercising without a shirt, mainly for the purposes of running. This was founded on the belief of celebrating human nature and male bonding. This belief system is growing rapidly in popularity, mostly in high school and college cross country teams.

People can't tell us not to run without shirts, it's the religion of Briantology!

by Goku324 February 4, 2010

brianitis

For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.

Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.

by Rhinitis October 8, 2023

Brianstorm

This is a brainstorm, exclusively with Brians. One is allowed another person who isn't a Brian that can call the meeting. But all other participants have to be a Brian.

I am so fed up with generic brainstorms. Can we get a Brianstorm on this?

by sparkyweston November 14, 2023