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breastbian 

1. A lesbian reference when specifically wanting to note the breasts of another lesbian.
2. A Lesbian that is mainly interested in breasts.
3. A straight woman that spends an above average amount of time admiring other womens breasts.
All that straight girl ever talks about is other girls boobs, she must be a breastbian.

Yeah she is a lesbian but all she really wants is to play with boobs, she is a real breastbian.
breastbian by Kevin C. Chiappone November 4, 2012
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breastiny 

The fate of a woman with large silicone breast implants.
It was Pamela's breastiny to be chosen as the new Playboy Playmate.
breastiny by Jill Sherman January 30, 2007

breastling 

What happens when a really busty girl does jumping jacks.
Dude, I'm about to head down to the gym to see if I can catch the end of the breastling season.

Bestbian 

A Bestbian is a hybrid word that derives from the words, best friends & lesbians.
In some cases it can be lesbians who are also best friends, or 2 female friends that get confused for lesbians, a lesbian who is your best friend, best friends that are both lesbians but not for each other, or best friends with lesbian tendencies. Or many other variations of best friends AND Lesbians.
Example1:

Guy-"Are those girls holding hands lesbians?"
Guy B- "No I think they're just Bestbians"

Example2:

Girl- "This girl right here, she is my best lesbian friend!"
Girl 2- " You mean your Bestbian?"
Bestbian by Reformed Bestbian February 19, 2011

breastpionage 

To evaluate a woman’s cleavage without letting her know you’re looking.
Many think Obama's use of Predator drones was a result of the Bush administration proving their usefulness. In reality, President Obama is just engaging in some Pakistani breastpionage.
breastpionage by Dawud_Kafir July 6, 2010

breastial 

The act of ejaculating on the breasts.
She told me to cum on her tits, so I gave her a breastial.
breastial by scott55555 May 18, 2008

Bestbians 

A pair of heterosexual girls who are really close friends. They are inseparable and may have serious future plans that include each other, such as rooming together in college/living together, and/or owning a bunch of cats together. The living situation is very similar to a Boston Marriage minus the lesbian aspect.

Bestbians are the female equivalent of a bromance.
-Katie ditched her boyfriend to help her bestbian paint her room.

-"We're not lesbians, we're BESTBIANS!"
Bestbians by Lutfisk December 6, 2010
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