breaditarian 

A person who decides to become a vegetarian but does not really eat any vegetables. They will often eat bread products, plain pizza, cereal, or various types of junk food because they contain no meat. However, this can be unhealthy because they aren't getting balance in their diet. It will also not help them if they are trying to lose weight.

Trish decided to give up meat but she never eats vegetables. She's become a breaditarian.

breaditarian by killerfiller September 2, 2005

breadgetarian

a vegetarian who survives, not on vegetables, but on bread or other starchy-based products.

Non-breadgetarian: Hey man, wanna burger?
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'm a vegetarian.
Non-breadgetarian: Ok, I'll order a salad for you.
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'll just have some bread, maybe order some plain pasta.

breadgetarian by jamin1004 December 30, 2010

breadatarian 

Someone who only eats bread.

OMG! This bread is amazing. Screw being a vegetarian, I'm going to become a breadatarian

breadatarian by PeterD January 6, 2009

Breadetarian 

Person that maintains a strict diet of bread: breadsticks, garlic bread, and the various types of bread

She claims to only eat bread products; does that make her a breadetarian?

Breadetarian by Bingle Derry November 17, 2017

breastarian 

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.

Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.

breastarian by Lilypad April 9, 2022

Breaditating 

It's like meditating but while balancing bread on top of your head. Has more effect / power if you chant "the bread is life, the toast is life."

"I was breaditating while waiting for the local bakery to open."

Breaditating by GetSomeTherapy November 19, 2023