Breaking the ice

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.

*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*

Breaking the ice by breadakita February 10, 2021

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Breaking the ice

Going up to someone you like and yelling "BREAKING THE ICE" and taking off a price of clothing (jacket, pants, shirt, etc.)

Jonny : "BREAKING THE ICE!" *takes of jacket*

Sarah: "Wtf?"

Breaking the ice by Psydonym side kick May 15, 2016

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Breaking the Ice Headfirst

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one

Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes

Breaking the Ice Headfirst by Crazed Caveman April 23, 2010

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Breaking The Brown Ice

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.

Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.

Breaking The Brown Ice by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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