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Breaking the ice 

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.
*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*
Breaking the ice by breadakita February 10, 2021
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Breaking the ice 

Going up to someone you like and yelling "BREAKING THE ICE" and taking off a price of clothing (jacket, pants, shirt, etc.)
Jonny : "BREAKING THE ICE!" *takes of jacket*

Sarah: "Wtf?"

Breaking the Ice Headfirst 

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one
Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes

Breaking The Brown Ice 

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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