Breakfast Salad 

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

Breakfast Salad by Cherryish October 17, 2017

San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

San Antonio Breakfast Salad by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016