break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.

(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"

break the flamingo by TGIFer January 16, 2026

break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.

(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"

break the flamingo by TGIFer January 16, 2026