breadgoat 

best people ever (7 people)

"wow, the breadgoats are so cool"

breadgoat by Breadgoat#2 May 23, 2022

breadloafing 

Medial displacement of breast implants is known as symmastia but also commonly referred to as breadloafing or uni-boob.

You could see her plastic surgery went bad, her breasts were breadloafing.

breadloafing by its_Ender July 4, 2009

breadgetarian

a vegetarian who survives, not on vegetables, but on bread or other starchy-based products.

Non-breadgetarian: Hey man, wanna burger?
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'm a vegetarian.
Non-breadgetarian: Ok, I'll order a salad for you.
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'll just have some bread, maybe order some plain pasta.

breadgetarian by jamin1004 December 30, 2010

Breadfooter 

(noun)
1. one who is clueless and often makes poor decisions
2. one who shows lack of motivation
3. see Millennial

(verb) "breadfoot"
1. to screw up a situation
2. to inadvertently sabotage someone

(Origin)
Derived from the YouTube Video, The Watermelon Genie, which depicts a clueless male character, who is granted one wish from The Watermelon Genie, no rules or restrictions, and chooses to have "bread where my feet is".

n. Dan decided to test the new email server by trying to send a 1GB attachment to multiple recipients, causing the server to come to a halt... He's such a Breadfooter!

v. Joe said the pool controller application was completed but it contained so many bugs... He breadfooted me again!

Breadfooter by Wilby1976 November 17, 2017

breadghetti 

A traditional dish invented as an experiment in a college dormroom. It is basically spaghetti, except instead of noodles you use bread.

It became incredibly popular within the dorm, and has never been used elsewhere.

Breadghetti is NOT a sloppy joe, because a sloppy joe uses sloppy joe sauce, not spaghetti sauce.

Student 1: "Ah shit, we are out of noodles, and I already started making the sauce."
Student 2: "We have bread. Fuck it, lets make breadghetti."
Student 1: "Word"

*the rest is history*

breadghetti by sir haxalot September 8, 2014

breadgrets 

When you eat too much bread and regret it.

*eats too much bread* i'm soo full off the bread i can't finish my meal...breadgrets

breadgrets by Eddukate May 21, 2019

breadloaf 

the layer of back fat that hangs over the back of a woman's bra (similar to a muffin top).

"Can you believe how nice Summer is? She made me a breadloaf for my birthday! It took her a long time to make though..."

breadloaf by Needs to Cool It September 7, 2012