Bread Feet 

The best wish you can wish. If you get the chance to make a wish, you wish for bread feet. If this wish were to come true, you would have bread instead of feet-the most badass fashion statement you could make.

Genie: You can wish for anything!
Me: I wish for Bread Feet!

Bread Feet by Subwayterminal9 February 20, 2018

baked bread feet 

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.

*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet

baked bread feet by ... April 25, 2005

Bread pan feet 

Fat and/or swollen feet which puff up and out of the tops of shoes, much like baking bread rising out of a breadpan.

Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.

Did you see gramma's bread pan feet busting out of her church shoes? I think we need to take her to the orthopaedic shoe store.

Bread pan feet by childplease July 28, 2009