To admit that something, someone, or an event has occurred in a seemingly idiotic way. Uhpt can also be used to substitute ones rage and is often used to avoid awkward situations.
*Teacher says to her class to write a sentence*
*Girl sitting next to you rights 2 paragraphs*
"UHPT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
*Girl sitting next to you rights 2 paragraphs*
"UHPT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
by ChildPlease February 08, 2012
Fat and/or swollen feet which puff up and out of the tops of shoes, much like baking bread rising out of a breadpan.
Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.
Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.
Did you see gramma's bread pan feet busting out of her church shoes? I think we need to take her to the orthopaedic shoe store.
by childplease July 28, 2009