brambler

Not to be confused with the prickly shrub or the cocktail beverage, a brambler is a very specific type of person. They most closely align with someone of the ratchet variety, but they’re a lil more country whilst also being boujee. (Think of the vibes Beyoncé brought us with Cowboy Carter.) They truly enjoy the finer things in life, and will do anything it takes to make a rip roarin’ good time out of any scenario. They move through life with joy in their bones and never waste an opportunity to GIT DOWN whenever “that” song comes on. They always make sure the party is lit and that everyone is having as good of time as possible. If the party isn’t lit enough, just find a brambler and they’ll bring it up a notch.

“Why is Zach twerking in the middle of the grocery store check out line?” “Oh he can’t help it, his song came on and he’s just a brambler after all.”

by Zswizzle13 April 13, 2024

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brambleton middle school

brambleton middle school is located in the heart of cashburn. every grade has it’s own disappointments. the sixth graders are unusually small and are unusually sprinting to get to class because they all have a fear of the bell. some try very very hard to be “cool” with either swearing every second they get or wearing the shirts they got from PINK. at the mall yesterday.
seventh graders are always disappointing. they are always together and laughing so loud so everyone else is jelous of them. they usually show up to school with either an iced white mocha, iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel, or a pink drink from starbucks; they would not be caught dead with a tall, it’s always venti. there is constant drama with who is dating who or who did what when. seventh graders are also terrified to do anything bad, they claim that they’ve hit the juul but in reality, that never happened.
eighth grade is the saddest of them all. at this point, every single person has given up on their lives. nobody has a’s, nobody is nicotine free, and no one does their math homework without photo math. cheating on tests is their second nature with the stupid teachers that wish they chosen another job. if you walk into any eighth grade bathroom you will get a wif of creme brûlée or mint as soon as you walk in.

at this point, brambleton middle school will go down in history as the most white school in the world.

i went to starrbucks to get a venti iced caramel macchiato with light ice and extra caramel before i went to brambleton middle school.

by sadboihour March 23, 2019

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Brambled

(1) To benefit from a slack piece of defending.

(2) To be raped

(1) I brambled in the first goal after the defender bumped into Jean-Alain Boumsong and fell over.

(2) Someone call the police! I've just been brambled.

by Meliquiades September 25, 2010

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