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A bragger is someone who bosts about themselves and talks about they're acheivements and recognition that they get from others. Or about they're money and/or material possessions. They're intention is usually to big themselves up and inflate they're ego. While attempting to gain approval and attention. People with real confidence and healthy esteem are more self reserved and humble. They dont feel the need to proove themselves or compete with anyone.
"Omg, I got like four job offers since working here and I am getting so many compliments. Also the Canadian Marketing Director wants me to be his personal assistant. That guy is flirting with me to as well as him and him. Oh did I mention I went to this school and have this educational background? I am atleast a little bit educated in every single field of life."- And I am a bragger.
Bragger by Andronika August 22, 2011
Words you can keep
When someone does something that is (or is thought to be) cool. Then will brag about it for ages until nobody cares anymore. Usually a bragger will brag about these topics:

-Getting Laid
-Skateboarding
-Graduating
-Anything the bragger thinks is cool.
Joe: Man, i got laid. I was all up in her and grabbing her tits!

Clint: Nice job! Now wipe that disease off you're cock and come play hacky sack.
Bragger by iwannabeanalcoholic April 4, 2005
tone deaf wannabe with more names then genitals.
listen to his comedic stylings at myspace/rapperryan or like him on facebook!
tim/ryan o'connor aka bragger
bragger by interest1 August 16, 2010
Someone who's been bragging around.
Guy 1: Hey! I just got ranked 1st at everything in my entire life.
Guy 2: You're just a bragger, who's greedy wanted to be far more superior, who turned out to be a perfectionist playing favorites and go touch grass.
Bragger by Karma will get you! February 23, 2022

Pussy Bragger 

A girl who's a nonstop bragger about how many guys are on her/ she can get
1: "I hang out with so many guys"

1: "Oh yup, he use to like me, so did the other guy"
2: "Oh stfu you pussy bragger"
Pussy Bragger by nene645707 June 1, 2011

Food Bragger

An irritating foodie type who insists on taking photos of their dinner in restaurants and insists on posting about it on the internet usually in the form of a blog. A play on the "Food Blogger" term. Often they are also a Food Douche
David is so irritating taking photos of his dinner in restaurants and putting them on his blog - he is such a food bragger.

douche bragger 

A douche bragger is someone who often feels the need to brag to others about the overexaggerated stupid shit they have done. Basically informing us on how much of a douchebag they really are.
"I LOVED opening that check for $4000 after doing that acting gig" annouces Cam(Douche bragger in question)

"shut the hell up! and get your own bed.... ya douchebragger," says the homeless bloke sleeping on a park bench.
douche bragger by douche-homo October 18, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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