mega taco

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.
mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women
by douche-homo April 06, 2008
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douche bragger

A douche bragger is someone who often feels the need to brag to others about the overexaggerated stupid shit they have done. Basically informing us on how much of a douchebag they really are.
"I LOVED opening that check for $4000 after doing that acting gig" annouces Cam(Douche bragger in question)

"shut the hell up! and get your own bed.... ya douchebragger," says the homeless bloke sleeping on a park bench.
by douche-homo August 29, 2008
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