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brócolo 

Brócolo is a type of Bollywood producer. You might see one when tripping on mushrooms or when you milk a gnome, but in general it is an illusion. You are the broccoli...
Guy 1: Can you pass me the brócolo?

Guy 2: The broccoli? Can't you get it yourself?

Guy 3: Can't you see i am milking the gnome?

Guy 4: Stop fooling around. I don't see no broccoli!

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brócolo by Bigode November 22, 2021
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Typical #nanog approach.
Hey Pilo, can you hook me up with some brocolo at 55 Broad?
brocolo by ydnar123 May 5, 2009

brocolini 

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew
Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!

Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

brovolone 

1. A male with qualities similar to that of provolone cheese. Such a person possesses a semi-hard nature and loves to be sandwiched in with meat.

2. A cheesy looking bro.
At the party, the brovolone wore loose jeans, a polo with a popped collar, and reaked of a mixture of cologne and several spray cans of Axe.
brovolone by KyleDB April 22, 2008

brociology 

the study of the bro and their interaction with each other.
dude is ur major sociology?
no I just study bros so its brociology.
brociology by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009

brocolli 

high-grade weed, marijuana, pot. also known as "the bomb"!
I love smoking me some of that brocolli!
brocolli by ojay May 7, 2003