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Richard in a box 

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.
Richard in a box by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Mind In A Box 

mind.in.a.box is Austrian electronic music duo Stefan Poiss (music) and Markus Hadwiger (lyrics). Their "technopop" sound can be described as a cross between futurepop, progressive trance and cyberpunk.
I bought the new Mind In A Box album "Crossroads" -2007.
Amnesia is a great song look at youtube for it.
Mind In A Box by md76 August 19, 2009

Nigger in a box 

Slang term in the early days of ready mix pancakes for a box of Aunt Jemima
Hey kids want some nigger in a box for breakfast!?
Nigger in a box by Aunty J February 23, 2009

farts-in-a-box 

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.
The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.
farts-in-a-box by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

dick in a box 

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box
dick in a box by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

Shit in a box 

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.
I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.
Shit in a box by Springa December 4, 2020