When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The BestExotic Marigold Hotel.
A male or female who interferes with a female's attempts to get some sexual action. Similar to a cock blocker, except it's a vagina that's being blocked from action, hence the term "box."
"I would totally have picked up that guy if you douche bags hadn't been box blocking me all night."
"I like going out with the guys to watch the game, but I never get laid those nights since they're such box blockers."
One who prevents a female from engaging in consensual sexual intercourse. Can be a male or female, but usually it is the latter. Analagous to cockblocker. From the slang word box.
Mike was totally about to fuck me, but then Amy had to be a boxblocker and screw it all up.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"