A man who is not technically a librarian, but is employed at a library in one form or another. A malelibrary worker in a industry traditionally dominated by females.
Bill: "Oh you work at the library? I didn't know you were a librarian!"
Jim: "I'm not a librarian, I'm just a Bookfag."
"You have no idea the stress involved with being a Bookfag. Working with nothing but women all day every day just wears a man down"
Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*
Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.
At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to twobabes, but ended up completely bookended.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.