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bowl ringer 

An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl.
Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times!
bowl ringer by Excaliber April 14, 2005
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bowl ringer 

This is a euphamism for having a bowel movement.
Man, I just took a nice bowl ringer.
bowl ringer by ramdac October 22, 2003

Toilet-Bowl-Ringer 

When one is using the public washroom and in the process of excreting, lets out a loud, resounding, fart. Followed by a loud echo in the room, it results in extreme embarrassment for whomever is present.
(Two friends using bathroom mirrors)

Friend 1: "Hey, can I borrow your lip chap?"
Friend 2: "No problem, here you go."
*Interrupted by a loud, bodily noise*
Friend 2: "Holy crap, I can't believe that just happened!"
Friend 1: "You're telling me. That was a huge Toilet-Bowl-Ringer if I've ever heard one!"

bowlfinger

The resulting action from cleanong out a smoking pipe with one's finger. The reslut is a dark, usually black, ring around the index finger.
I had to wash my hand before i got to work becasue i had really bad bowlfinger.
bowlfinger by Nichols November 7, 2005

Bowlfinger

The end of a finger that's covered with ash from a marjiana bowl.
Mixing a bowl of weed with your finger will give you bowlfinger.
Bowlfinger by Ponziness December 12, 2013

bowlfinger cum foofer 

the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball
Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.

Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Bram: Boi
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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