A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.
Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.
n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting
Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.