Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.
Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.
by Bryan August 27, 2003
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Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".
"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017
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