bovine scat 

If you drive an El Camino or Ranchero saying Bullsh@t sounds too low class.

That is the biggest pile of bovine scat I've ever heard.

bovine scat by Mark L Stevens September 23, 2009

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006

bovine scatology 

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

bovine scatology by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

bovine scatologist by Bo Welch January 25, 2005