bourbon bog 

After a hard night on the bourbon you will usually find that the next morning that it can be quite difficult to do a turd, it is quite large, very dark brown and unnusually sticky, this is called the bourbon bog.

my bourbon bog was so sticky and enlarged that i was on the toilet for at least 3 hours and it ripped all the hair from my ass on its way out.

bourbon bog by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004