bouncy bouncer
Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.
bouncy bouncer by QuacksO January 21, 2023
