bouncebounce
Low educated, low intelligence law enforcement official. The sort of police officer that wont take of their sunglasses to look you in the eye to speak with you as even as a representative of the state and doesn't respond to legitimate questions akin to an ape-like doorman (bouncer).
Perp: What did I do wrong officer?
Officer BounceBounce: You're eating here.
Perp:That's not illegal!
Officer BounceBounce: Now you're resisting arrest...you're going to jail.
Perp:I'm not resisting anything, I've not been arrested. Where are the signs saying it's illegal to eat here?
Officer BounceBounce: (Silence) .
Perp: Where are the signs, I didn't see any?
Officer: BounceBounce (Silence)
Other BounceBounces arrive and force the sandwich eater to the floor with excessive force.
Officer BounceBounce: You're eating here.
Perp:That's not illegal!
Officer BounceBounce: Now you're resisting arrest...you're going to jail.
Perp:I'm not resisting anything, I've not been arrested. Where are the signs saying it's illegal to eat here?
Officer BounceBounce: (Silence) .
Perp: Where are the signs, I didn't see any?
Officer: BounceBounce (Silence)
Other BounceBounces arrive and force the sandwich eater to the floor with excessive force.
bouncebounce by Apple iMolestation Device May 30, 2020
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